Evan

“America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.”
― David Letterman

“Allow me to translate, Twitchtip said, not even bothering to move. "She said if you don't stop your incessant babble, that big rat sitting in the boat next to you will rip your head off.”
― Suzanne Collins, Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane

“There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.”
― Ronald Reagan

“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
― Steven Colbert