Jenny Kouk

“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”
― Karl Lagerfeld

“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.”
― Dorohy Parker

“Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but you will have dirty hands.”
― Dorothy Parker

“If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them, more easily each time, so easily, soon, that you did not even realize you had gone out searching.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker