Simon Oosterman

“It’s not my fault she’s barking mad, Hermione. Or d’you think she overheard you being rude about Filch? I’ve always thought there might be something going on between them …’ ‘Oh, ha, ha …”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“Aw, come on, Foster. I’m the cute guy who chooses to save the kids, remember? How can you resist me? Who said anything about cute? It totally goes without saying. Don’t even try to deny it. She couldn’t. And he knew it. And she hated it.”
― Shannon Messenger, Lodestar

“Maybe he could help her make sense of it. Or maybe he’d run away screaming. Or maybe she’d die of embarrassment. Or maybe he’d take her hand, and she’d stare into his ice blue eyes as he stepped even closer and… “STOP!”
― Shannon Messenger, Stellarlune

“Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his saviour, and Ron punched him from under the Cloak. Malfoy fell backwards on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows