Preetesh

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.”
― Jerry Seinfield

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein