Sandi Barnes

“There are only two times in your life when you get “pronounced.” You get pronounced married and you get pronounced dead. Somewhere there’s a cynic saying, “What’s the difference?”
― Mike Dugan, Men Fake Foreplay ... and Other Lies That Are True

“When I was 12 years old, I was in my room reading the Bible. My father came in and said, “Hey, guess what. Jesus dies in the end.” Spoiler alert.”
― Mike Dugan, Men Fake Foreplay ... and Other Lies That Are True

“And now you, young lady, may have learned the greatest lessons of all." Dr. Fuddle cherished the tender moment, watching the light dance in Christina's eyes. "It is a lesson I had to learn, too, that no handicap is too great to prevent one's voice from being heard.”
― Warren L Woodruff, Dr. Fuddle and the Gold Baton

“I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone.”
― Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon