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“If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!”
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“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.”
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“Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.”
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“After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.”
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“Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.”
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Mike’s 2024 Year in Books
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