“If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!”
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“Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.”
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“Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in
one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies”
― I Am America
one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies”
― I Am America
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