Spider B Perry

“I think you’d better put it in your report as ‘self-inflicted wounds while resisting arrest’,” said Vimes. “Yes, sir,” said Angua. “Not all of them,” said Carrot. “They tried to rob our bar and take a wer—Angua hostage,” said Vimes. “Oh, I see what you mean, sir,” said Carrot. “Self-inflicted. Yes. Of course.”
― Anonymous