Peter

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“Men are easy,' he said, fingers tapping on his mahogany desk. 'A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand...well, God put a lot of thought into making you.”
― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

“Liest man, was alle anderen auch lesen, kann man auch nur das denken, was alle anderen denken.”
― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

“I have followed my penis into hell
and returned with the story.”
― Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends