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“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.
BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?
CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.”
― Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

“Courage, dear heart.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.

BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?”
― Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
― Mark Twain