Paul Daniel Ash

“If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.”
― Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead

“Filled with existential ennui about your place in the universe? Get over yourself. Yes, you're an inconsequential worm in the grand scope of history. But you're an inconsequential worm who makes shit up for a living, which means that you don't have to lift heavy boxes or ask people if they want fries with that. Grow up and get back to work.”
― John Scalzi, Redshirts

“According to the Buddhist point of view, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by human beings.”
― Lama Thubten Yeshe, The Essence of Tibetan Buddhism: The Three Principal Aspects of the Path and An Introduction to Tantra

“The trouble with fiction," said John Rivers, "is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense.”
― Aldous Huxley, The Genius and the Goddess: a Novel