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In my handbag I always carry a small crocheted turd so that I never have to take any shit, because I’ve already got one.
“Of course we cannot know what will happen as the old religion thoroughly dies out. Christianity rose on the ashes of paganism, only to carry forth the old worship in new form. Maybe a new religion will rise now. Maybe without it, man will crumble in cynicism and selfishness because he really needs his gods.”
― The Vampire Lestat
― The Vampire Lestat
“Our theory was that we exist, because mathematically we must exist in some universe, given that there are infinite possible universes and we are a finite possible outcome.”
― The Atlantis Plague
― The Atlantis Plague
“I hate weddings. Weddings are nothing more than catering with virgins. Sorry, in the old days it was virgins; now it’s baby mommas.”
― I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
― I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
“We have seen the human mind slowly abandon the traditions of law based upon revelation, to seek ethical truths through reason; and a way of life based upon respect for the physical and the spiritual as perceived by all human beings. “And with this loss of respect for supernatural intervention; with this credulity of all things divorced from the flesh, has come the most enlightened age of all; for men and women seek for the highest inspiration not in the realm of the invisible, but in the realm of the human—the thing which is both flesh and spirit; invisible and visible; earthly and transcendent.”
― The Queen of the Damned
― The Queen of the Damned
“Excuses are useless. Suck less.”
― Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way
― Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way
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