Jon Sneider

“Never before had I seen Homo sapiens so clearly—a species, at its most fundamental level, of storytellers. Creatures who overlay story on everything, but especially their own lives, and in so doing, can imbue a cold, random, sometime brutal existence, with fabricated meaning.”
― Blake Crouch, Upgrade

“The truth is, if you don’t exist without someone else, you don’t exist at all.”
― Tana French, The Trespasser

“I’ve done therapy. They don’t tell you the truth.” “But I like my therapist.” Jake scoffed. “I didn’t say you didn’t or shouldn’t like your therapist. I’m just saying, they’re liars. They don’t know they’re liars. They just are. It’s been coded into them, the lie.” “And what lie is that?” “That you’re broken, and that the way you are is on you to fix.” “I don’t get what you mean.” Jake leaned forward, passing the bottle back. “I mean this: You being fucked up? It’s normal.”
― Chuck Wendig, The Book of Accidents

“Under what circumstances,” she’d mused to Martin the hairdresser one Sunday morning in bed, “could you envision Jesus Christ, a humble carpenter, hawking rosaries at the Vatican Gift Shop?”
― Carl Hiaasen, Squeeze Me