Jason Johns

“What type of person would want to give out tickets and bust people’s balls for a living? Answer: bullies and jerks and guys with little man syndrome who needed to boost their fragile egos by pushing people around. But Jack wasn’t like that. She was a decent cop, and a decent person.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dying Breath

“The Blond Weed, Ove calls her. Tottering around the streets like an inebriated panda on heels as long as box wrenches, with clown paint all over her face and sunglasses so big that one can’t tell whether they’re a pair of glasses or some kind of helmet.”
― Fredrik Backman, A Man Called Ove

“I’d had a few drinks and was hitting on a group of goth chicks wearing black and sporting big crucifixes. I later found out they were nuns.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dying Breath

“I’d had a few drinks and was hitting on a group of goth chicks wearing black and sporting big crucifixes.”
― J.A. Konrath, Dying Breath