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Lan Feng was a blue phoenix, but right now he looked more like a barbequed chicken.
“Grass has it tough,” Shad observed. “The buffalo trample it, eat most and cover the survivors in crap. It just supports my theory that all vegans are secret supporters of genocide.” “How do you figure?” Derek asked, mainly to pass the time. “Think about it: you get hundreds of burgers from one cow, but a salad will kill two or three plants, and a sprout sandwich will slaughter hundreds. People don’t become vegans for any other reason than the idea of mass slaughter. To be kosher animals have to be killed without trauma or pain, and the USDA rules likewise set standards for slaughterhouses. But who cares how much planets suffer? They get ripped apart under the most callous of conditions. Therefore vegans change their diet simply to inflict the maximum suffering and death upon a chosen population, and that meets the textbook definition of genocide.”
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“Me and that Sharps have a lot in common: long barrel, deep penetration.” “Thanks for ruining this rifle for me,” Fred snapped. “That would explain it,” Jeff conceded. “Your complete lack of people skills would have to be overcome by something major.” “Dude, Gandhi wishes he was like me.” “Alive?” Derek asked. “Yep.”
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