Darla

“I understood that expensive shirts looked better than cheap shirts. The fabric wasn't shiny, no - shiny would be cheap. But it glowed, like there was light coming through from the inside. It was a fucking beautiful shirt, is what I'm saying”
― Jennifer Egan, A Visit from the Goon Squad

“My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.”
― Michael Chabon, The Yiddish Policemen's Union

“Reader, I married him.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”
― Chris Rock