Julie

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“How can we be expected to properly judge ourselves? We know all of our worst secrets.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.”
― Richard Bach, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe