Neil

“Don't look back!"
"Why not?"
"Because I just did! Run faster!”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“You never know what they mean until you hear what they don't say.”
― James Church, A Corpse in the Koryo

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
― Terry Pratchett

“You are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day."
For some reason the books of etiquette that Daphne's grandmother had forced on her didn't quite deal with this. Of course, silly people would say to babies, "You're so sweet I could gobble you all up!" but that sort of nonsense seemed less funny when it was said by a man in war paint who owned more than one skull. Daphne, cursed with good manners, settled for "It's very kind of you to say so.”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation