Jennifer

“I never belonged anywhere until I met you.”
― Ann Aguirre, Enclave

“Take any one of these dipshits in their easy-fit pants and triple-XL T-shirts. Ask them what we should do about the Middle East, or health care, or abortion, and they've got all the answers. Half of the voters can't find Iraq on a map, but they know just what to do about the War on Terror. Sixty percent of them are on some kind of government handout, but they can't stand freeloaders. And ninety percent of them don't know what the Fed does, but they're ready to abolish it.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.”
― J.A. Saare, Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

“Kids these days, right? Ignorant and in love with their ignorance.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood