Hans Eisenman

“Remember this, Bendigo, that it is the work a man does that matters. Many men who have made mistakes in their own lives have created grandly, beautifully. It is this by which we measure a man, by what he does in this life, by what he creates to leave behind.”
― Louis L'Amour, Bendigo Shafter

“Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.”
― Celia Rivenbark, Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

“Of course, we must have a school, but the building is less important than the teacher. It is the teacher who makes the school, no matter how magnificent the building. “A school is wherever a man can learn, Mr. Shafter, do not forget that. A man can learn from these mountains and the trees, he can learn by listening, by seeing, and by hearing the talk of other men and thinking about what they say.”
― Louis L'Amour, Bendigo Shafter

“The claim that bovine growth hormone didn’t affect the cells was false. One of the first things I saw in the cell cultures was the bovine growth hormone was affecting the morphology (appearance) of the adipocytes, commonly known as the fat cells. Simply put, the fat cells were changing their appearance and not looking like healthy fat cells. In addition, when I tested to see whether the fat cells were producing the typical molecules of a healthy fat cell, impacting things like communication with other cells, I found there was a significant difference. The fat cells that had been treated with bovine growth hormone were producing different molecules. In all likelihood, these different molecules were affecting the function of other cell types.”
― Kent Heckenlively, Plague of Corruption: Restoring Faith in the Promise of Science