Ashley P

“A fucking demon attacked me last night, and the day had the audacity to shine as if nothing happened? Rude.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I don’t know him, but he’s a big advocate for restricting the right to trial by jury so I have a sort of professional interest.” “That sounds like him. Talks about it round the dinner table all the time. Says they cost the government a huge amount of money, that people are only in favour of them because of silly sentimentality, and they spread tuberculosis.” “I’m not sure,” said Oliver, “but I think you might be getting jury trials mixed up with badgers.”
― Alexis Hall, Boyfriend Material

“Maybe there are,” Jason said sagely. “Maybe you just can’t see them.” “Thanks for that. Now I’m going to picture brontosaurus ghosts wandering around outside when I close my eyes at night.”
― Amy Aislin, A Touch of Maple

“What else have you been curious enough to look up?” “Oh, lots of things.” Bellamy took a bite of his dinner, and yeah—it tasted as delicious as it smelled. “Why Cats is so popular. How hockey pucks are made. What a chair would look like if our knees bent the other way. Why there aren’t dinosaur ghosts.”
― Amy Aislin, A Touch of Maple