Alastor Moopy

“He'd been crazy about her for more years than he cared to admit. Unfortunately, he knew nothing would ever come of it, so he would have to settle for proximity and hope that like a mold or a fungus, he would eventually grow on her.”
― Michael McBride, Burial Ground

“Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you’ll die horribly in the void of space.”
― Darcy Coates, Craven Manor

“People are so lonely, they spend their birthdays on the Internet, thanking people for wishing them a happy birthday, people who only know it’s their birthday because Facebook told them.”
― Caroline Kepnes, Hidden Bodies

“The former soldiers pledged allegiance to their bank accounts,”
― Michael McBride, Burial Ground