Nomnivor

“Sie dachte daran, Silas noch ein paar Mal den Stinkefinger zu zeigen, aber manchmal gibt man sich besser damit zufrieden, dass man gerade einen moralischen Sieg davongetragen hat.”
― Tamsyn Muir, Gideon the Ninth

“For someone as beautiful as you are, it's a shame you're such an insufferable ass.
I'm not that bad, you know. You are constantly turning your back on me, ignoring me when I'm around like I'm a punishment to talk to, and it makes me feel like shit. You make me feel even lonelier than I already was.
Whatever! I won't bother you anymore, then. Go ahead and be alone.”
― Sarah Hogle, Twice Shy

“Gideon rannte niemals, wenn es nicht sein musste, aber jetzt, jetzt rannte sie. Ihre Beine bewegten sich ebenso schnell wie ihr wenig zuverlässiges Urteilsvermögen.”
― Tamsyn Muir, Gideon the Ninth

“I’m gay,” Bumbleborn says. ​“Uh… what?” I stammer, a little confused. “That’s cool.” ​“I just wanted to say that clearly in this story instead of claiming years later it was there in the subtext the whole time,” the woolly mammoth continues. ​“That’s awesome,” I reply with a smile, only half following this conversation that’s clearly steeped in metamagic. ​”
― Chuck Tingle, Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus