Julia Scott

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.”
― A.A. Milne

“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
― A.A. Milne

“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
― Frank Zappa