Ellen

“The media is the right arm of anarchy.”
― Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“Any rapist would feel pretty dang upset to see his car packed full with rotting fish heads and limburger cheese...Also, if the 542 women responsible were crowded onto the street where he lived, insisting that he move himself and his stinky car to another locale.

Nobody likes to be pelted with 2060 bloody tampons.”
― Inga Muscio, Cunt: A Declaration of Independence

“By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account.”
― Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

“The only difference between you and God is that you have forgotten you are divine.”
― Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol