Ptolemea

“You leave my father out of this; you don’t know what he’s been through!” Without missing a beat, Usha opened the window and shouted, “Coke! He’s been through a lot of coke!”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I can be your villain.” He whispered. “Why don’t you let me take away the burden of choice for a while?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I could die from this. They’ll have to write “fucked into oblivion” on my tombstone. But glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Oh, the troubles I go through for my wife.” A thrill went up my spine at his words. “Am I really? We don’t need to have a ceremony or register with the church?” “Darling, we burned down the church.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon