John

“The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself.”
― Albert Camus

“The Universe is very, very big.
It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.
Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.
Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies.

Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River

“Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points.

Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.”
― Craig Ferguson

“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
― Erma Bombeck