Stine

“It's OK not to be OK.”
― Lindsey Kelk, I Heart New York

“If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?”
― Rumi

“I don't like it when I outweigh my men.”
― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”
“I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink it here or there, I will not drink it anywhere,” I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps.
“Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs