El Jaygee

“Why do we get out of bed? Is there any feeling better then being in bed? What could possibly feel better than this? What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?”
― Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“there’s no such thing as middle-class. The middle class does not exist. If you believe you are part of the middle class, it just means you’re rich and insecure or poor and misinformed.”
― Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

“My heart currently resembles the ashes of my cigarettes.”
― Virginia Woolf