Wendy

“Holy shit, are you positive?"
"As a pregnancy test a month after prom.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Owen, I've never asked a guy to be my whole world before. How do I do that?" "That was perfect," Owen whispered, completely stunned.”
― Jessie G., Safety In Numbers

“Is a frog’s ass watertight?”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Can I see your fangs again? Valerie asked

Er.... Justin said, then spotted Anders and smiled with relief. Anders, buddy. Show your woman your fangs.

Shy, Bricker? You? Anders asked dryly, moving forward again as Valerie glanced around to smile at him.

Nah. I just don't want to show you up by letting her see how much bigger my fangs are than yours, Justin responded.

Actually, I saw Ander's fangs at his house this afternoon and they're bigger than yours, Valerie said at once and then as Anders reached her side , she glanced at him and asked, Why? Is it like big fangs, big feet, big -?”
― Lynsay Sands, Immortal Ever After