Ruth McAdoo

“Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons.”
― P.G.Wodehouse

“the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens

“He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Man With Two Left Feet and Other Stories