Echnolon

“Orthrus. The most loveable hell-hound on this side of Alpha Centauri. The left side is for sniffin’ and the right side is for lickin’ and that pink belly of his? It’s for kissin’.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“The next achievement came in the AI’s creepy, I’m-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice. New Achievement! Smushed for Daddy.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“She’s a coldly ruthless management shitweasel and evil sorceress with a mind as twisty as a seven-dimensional Möbius strip, but to be scrupulously even-handed, she probably thinks I’m a Generation X slacker unfairly gifted with powers that make me the necromantic equivalent of a walking neutron bomb. And the hell of it is, we’re both right.”
― Charles Stross, The Regicide Report