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“New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks! You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time. Good boy. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex box. You’re not going to break me. Fuck you all. I will break you.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“The next achievement came in the AI’s creepy, I’m-touching-myself-and-smoking-a-cigarette voice. New Achievement! Smushed for Daddy.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“At least you two are back together now,” Donut said. “And you got a nice box out of it. I know you find it unpleasant, Carl. But you being stubborn about this is causing everything to be more dangerous. We have to kill these things anyway, so if the AI wants you to kill in a certain way, I don’t see why it matters. This is just like one of those agility courses that Miss Beatrice used to insist I complete at all the regional cat shows. I did not like doing it, and I never ribboned of course, but I knew if I did well, I would get an extra brushing that evening. We are all prostitutes in one way or another, I suppose.”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
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