Nomcy 2.0

“That's right. I, Jamie Baker, the world's only superpowered girl, come complete with supersenses, deadly lightning bolts, and - you guessed it - the ability to superkiss someone.

Evildoers of the world, beware.”
― Kelly Oram, More Than Jamie Baker

“Patience, young grasshopper,” he teased. “Good things come to those who wait.” “How very wise of you,” I teased back.
Russ shrugged. “I eat a lot of fortune cookies.”
― Kelly Oram, Ungifted

“I took a six pound dump,” Jack offered.
“You lie.” I laughed. The J’s could always make me feel better.
“It’s true,” Josh said. “Our whole scrimmage team weighed in before and after.”
“I won twenty bucks!”
“Congrats, Jack. You’ve reached a new level of disgusting.”
“But I won twenty bucks.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Great," I groaned when I finally understood what he was telling me. "You're saying I'm a supernatural and I'm still the most pathetic person on the planet?”
― Kelly Oram, Ungifted