Missy

“Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.”
― Agatha Christie, The Labours of Hercules

“Eating is self punishment; punish the food instead. Strangle a loaf of Italian bread. Throw darts at a cheesecake. Chain a lamb chop to the bed. Beat up a cookie.”
― Denise Dietz, Throw Darts at a Cheesecake

“The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. ”
― C.S. Lewis

“You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you realize how far you've got to go and who is the real turkey.”
― Shirley Maclaine, Dance While You Can