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“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“I moaned like a whore in church.
To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.”
― Wallbanger
To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.”
― Wallbanger
“Why do all men seem to think they need to rescue a woman? Are we not capable of rescuing our damn selves? Why do I need to be rescued? I don’t need a man to rescue me, and I certainly don’t need no wallbanging, Purina-fucking, listening-at-my-wall-like-a-goddamn-psycho coming over here to rescue me! You got that, mister?”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“Have you seen this guy yet?"
"Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though."
"Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.”
― Wallbanger
"Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though."
"Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.”
― Wallbanger
Rita’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Rita’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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Favorite Genres
Chick-lit, Classics, Ebooks, Fantasy, Humor and Comedy, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Romance, and Young-adult
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