“You give good woo.”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“I moaned like a whore in church.
To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.”
― Wallbanger
To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.”
― Wallbanger
“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
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