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“The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Truth resists simplicity.”
― John Green

“He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?”
― John Green, Paper Towns

“Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab
and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s the beginning of a joke, and the punch line is “sodomy’’.”
― John Green, An Abundance of Katherines