Lcmoran

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”
― Paula Poundstone

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“I have salted my hatred and cured it, stored it in a dark cellar of my mind against the day when I could let it be my only nourishment. The day is finally come, and I will tear into this meat and savor its taste.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered