Sally Roediger

“Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there’re people who ain’t,’ said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice. ‘That’s how it goes, master. Master?’ NO. Death stood up. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULDN’T GO.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“I . . . think my name is Bilious. I’m the . . . I’m the oh God of Hangovers.’ ‘There’s a God of Hangovers?’ ‘An oh god,’ he corrected. ‘When people witness me, you see, they clutch their head and say, “Oh God . . .”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“He was known to Ankh-Morpork's professional underclass as a thoughtful, patient man, and considered something of an intellectual because some of his tattoos were spelled right.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather