Sally Roediger

“cold as charity”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“He was known to Ankh-Morpork's professional underclass as a thoughtful, patient man, and considered something of an intellectual because some of his tattoos were spelled right.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there’re people who ain’t,’ said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice. ‘That’s how it goes, master. Master?’ NO. Death stood up. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULDN’T GO.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“It’s a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather