Sally Roediger

“I . . . think my name is Bilious. I’m the . . . I’m the oh God of Hangovers.’ ‘There’s a God of Hangovers?’ ‘An oh god,’ he corrected. ‘When people witness me, you see, they clutch their head and say, “Oh God . . .”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Though here’s a tip, though. Just ‘ho, ho, ho’ will do. Don’t say, ‘Cower, brief mortals’ unless you want them to grow up to be moneylenders or some such.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders they have managed to invent boredom? Quite astonishing!”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“cold as charity”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather