Annmarie

“Gods. Come with me. It could be like this forever, my little lover. Forever. Until the world falls down.”
― Jordan Lynde, Until the World Falls Down

“The blast from earlier probably just fried my nerves a bit. As if on cue, some twat in a black tartan and a matching scarf to cover his face jumped out before me. Clearly, the gods had favorites, and I wasn’t one of them.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon: Mead Mishaps 1

“The cult leader smiled and cast her a pitying glance. “I assure you, your sacrifices will not be in vain. All my children and I are trying to do is make the world a better place for all mankind.” “Oh, thank goodness!” Alexis let out a loud sigh. “I gotta be honest with ya, Big Daddy Dave. At first I was like, ‘Damn, this group looks like they jack off on crystals and kick puppies’ and then I saw y’all praying to a glowing puddle. That’s when I knew everything was gonna be OK.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf

“My recent plan had been to feed the rats in my room so much stolen cheese that they would band together into a small army.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters