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Patrick Mitchell
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“I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.”
― Naked
― Naked
“The thing to remeber is that more than anything in this world, these colored people wish they were white.”
― Naked
― Naked
“My own boyfriend didn't think I had the hypothetical balls to have sex in the park or go to a drag ball in the eighteen hundreds. Was I that much of a wimp?”
― All I Could Bare: My Life in the Strip Clubs of Gay D.C.
― All I Could Bare: My Life in the Strip Clubs of Gay D.C.
“It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
“Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.”
― You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up
― You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up
Patrick’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Patrick’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
249 books
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44 friends
357 books
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67 friends
566 books
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22 friends
225 books
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43 friends
490 books
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46 friends
17 books
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63 friends
103 books
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2 friends
0 books
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24 friends
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