Patrick Mitchell

“Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady?”
― Augusten Burroughs, Dry

“And then, when he’s been underwater so long I feel certain he’s drowned, his head pops up right next to me and I start. “Don’t do that,” I say. “What? Come up or stay under?” he says. “Either. Neither. Whatever”
― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

“The most exciting thing either of us does is nap.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“He was furious that the music house wanted forty grand. He wanted us to "Jew them down”
― Augusten Burroughs, Dry