Susan

“Pretty much everyone hates high school. It’s a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both.”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

“Her bangles clacked together as she flailed her hands in the air. “You don’t let your neighbors get et by monsters alone.”
― T. Kingfisher, The Twisted Ones

“Nothing stays the same forever. . . Not gardens, or love affairs. Not joy, or sorrow either. Animals die. Children grow up. The thing you have to learn is to accept the changes when they come. Welcome them if you can. See what they bring into your life that wasn't there before.”
― Joyce Maynard, The Bird Hotel

“and if you don’t read all of it you won’t find out the secret word. And then the people in your book club will totally know that you stopped reading after this paragraph and will realize that you’re a big, fat fake. Okay, fine. The secret word is “Snausages.” The end.”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir