Jennifer

“1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4) Never give your real name.
5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look.
6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand.
7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”
― John Waters

“I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”
― Dorothy Parker

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
― Dorothy Parker