Mi

“Ha ha ha. But what if, right, when you come home, what if I ain't wearing nothing but Nutella?"

"Your double negatives make me want to kill you.”
― Richard Rider, Stockholm Syndrome

“Sit. I can't flirt standing up, and you're freakishly tall.”
― Heidi Cullinan, Double Blind

“And this song,” Doug said as the CD advanced to the next track, “Makes me think about how Stephen’s love completes my soul.” Rapid-fire drumming led into lyrics describing the satisfaction one felt when pointing a Glock at a filthy puta.”
― Valerie Z. Lewis, The Epic Love Story of Doug and Stephen

“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.”
― Gillibran Brown, Fun With Dick and Shane