Brittney

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Being a successful couple was learning what you were willing to compromise on, and what you weren't; learning when to stand your ground, and when to give it up; what was truly important enough to fight over, and what was just you being pissy. You learned each other's hot buttons, the places that hurt, or angered, when you pressed them. Love makes you learn where all the pitfalls are, and how to avoid them, or how to set them off.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Kiss the Dead

“If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Ease off the martyr throttle.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril