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“Did he want to put a cock ring on me or did he fear I wanted to put a wedding ring on him?”
― Josh Lanyon, A Dangerous Thing

“ 'Yeah,' he said with slow satisfaction. 'You need it bad. Worse than I do.'

I gasped, 'Is it a competition? What do I win?'

'Shh. Turn off for a few seconds, Adrien.'

'A few seconds? Is that all it's--' I caught my breath as his finger moved knowledgeably, unerringly.

'There's the off button,' he murmured.”
― Josh Lanyon, A Dangerous Thing

“Otter! Otter! Otter!
Don’t lead cows to slaughter!
I love you, and I know
I should’ve told you soon-a
But you didn’t buy the dolphin-safe tuna!”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“I don’t think you’re entirely understanding how this boyfriend thing works, Ben. Denying me in the shower, it’s very hurtful.” “You do realise I can actually hear the air quotes when you say boyfriend.”
― John Wiltshire, The Bridge of Silver Wings