Darren Wilkin

“the rules of English grammar are largely an artificial construct with little or no bearing on the language as it is spoke.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Whispers Under Ground

“The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Moon Over Soho

“All Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.”
― Terry Pratchett

“From then on, it was even twistier B-roads through a country so photgenically rural that I half expected to meet Bilbo Baggins around the next corner - providing he'd taken to driving a Nissan Micra.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Foxglove Summer