Darren Wilkin

“As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and that had to include vampires, didn’t it? I doubted they were anything like they were in books and on TV, and one thing was for certain — they absolutely weren’t going to sparkle in the sunlight.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Midnight Riot

“All Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Moon Over Soho