Elise

“I told him your loins were clearly burning, and he should man up and make a move."
"You did not!"
"I did. And if he doesn't, then I suggest you jump his bones."
...
I finally register what he's wearing. It's a handsome skinny black suit with a shiny sheen. The pants are too short - on purpose, of course - exposing his usual pointy shoes and a pair of blue socks that match my dress exactly.
And I totally want to jump him.”
― Stephanie Perkins, Lola and the Boy Next Door

“One must always be careful of books," said Tessa, "and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

“Um, uh, gah.”
― Rick Riordan

“Mr. Lightwood," she said, raising herself up on her elbows. "Are those scones under your bed?”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess