Matthew Heines

“Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year" For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the break, you realize you are still in the same class, with the same lousy people.”
― Matthew D. Heines

“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Nativity" The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!”
― Matthew D. Heines, Deceptions of the Ages: "Mormons" Freemasons and Extraterrestrials

“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.”
― Matthew D. Heines

“Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?”
― Matthew D. Heines