Daoud Kashif

“When she finally realized her mother was dead, she tried to scream for help. But the cry remained locked in her throat, refusing to comply, and all that escaped her lips was the silent air forcefully expelled from her lungs.”
― Chad P. Brown, The Basement

“I could do both while playing my PS Vita and keeping an eye on my surroundings.”
― R.K. Davenport, When Video Games Come To Life: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Teacher: If you receive £12 from 5 people, what do you get?   Pupil: A new bike!”
― John Jester, Kids Jokes School Edition

“Gundpowder my nose!”
― Ryan Johnson, 101 Minecraft Knock Knock Jokes for Kids…The Unofficial Minecraft Joke Book