Elias

“I hardly saw Osbert that week because he went to school, unlike Isaac and Edmond and Piper, who were supposed to be homeschooled, which as far as I could tell meant reading whatever books you happen to be interested in, and every once in a blue moon having Aunt Penn say Have you learned any geography? and them saying yes.”
― Meg Rosoff, How I Live Now

“Well, at least I can spare myself the ordeal of a whole battery of personality tests. My personality is poor; that much is clear.”
― Susan Juby, Alice, I Think

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It