Tim Mallette

“Actually, science has determined that a flipped coin is not strictly a fifty-fifty proposition,” said Ajay. “Surprisingly, the coin will return to whichever side you’re holding faceup in your hand before it is flipped, exactly fifty-one percent of the time.”
― Mark Frost, Rogue

“Our fans are great; our team is nifty! We’re going to get blown out by fifty!”
― Gordon Korman, Ungifted

“We’re all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie—” “Right,” I snorted. “She said I’m dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.”
― Gordon Korman, Ungifted

“The test! It was as if they believed the test was an infallible superbeing that had descended to earth on a great space ark surrounded by thunderbolts of perfection.”
― Gordon Korman, Ungifted